Multiple Choice Question: How to be an evil examiner?

How to be an evil examiner:

You must set your MCQ question this manner:

MCQ answer options :

A)Obviously wrong answer at first glance, but it is actually the correct answer.
B)Obviously right answer but it is actually the wrong answer.
C)99% about the information in this answer is right but 1% wrong
D)This is the right answer, but when compared to option A, option A is the better correct answer.
E)Controversy answer, if you read widely, some authorities said this is the correct answer, however general consensus disagree. So, wrong answer.

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Sometimes, knowledgeable students perform poorly in an Examination, you wonder why.

Fact: Your answer is based on your personality, not knowledge.

Reason why you choose these answers on the previous MCQ question:

A) You are a Perfectionist. You might get this answer right, but you failed your exam because you spent too much time on one question and run out of time to complete your paper. Your work appraisal is poor. Your boss don't like your because you unable to meet your dateline, and your subordinates hated you because you always pick on their mistakes.

B) You are a Go-Getter. You hate spending plenty of time on one small decisions. You follow your instincts instead of hard facts. You generally succeed but, you made plenty of mistakes in the past but you just don't care.

C) You are a Big-Picture person. You make generalization and you tend to be stereotypical. Small details doesn't matter to you. You tend to sum up every information learnt. You learnt your concepts well but you hate memorizing facts.

D) You are a Diplo. People love you because you always agree with them. You are liberal and open minded. In your eyes, everything is relatively right. You however,often fail to make a stand and stick to your own opinion.

E) You are a Left Wing person. You often support the underdogs, vote for opposition and believer of every conspiracy theory. When you hear an opinion, you will google for the counter argument to that opinion.

The lesson is, my friend, stop studying and LEARN YOUR QUESTION BANK!

This post is dedicated to those who write exam and those who are preparing for an exam! Do well!